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The quotes below, before the ones from my journal, are from my 'bible' as it has been nicknamed, aka, my 2005 diary with gold page edges (I mean no offense to Christians bout the 'bible', and I am one, a christian that is, not a bible). Yay! Lots of quotes, most of these have dates.
Please note that Tannya is not stupid, in fact she is very smart, it's just that I catch the divvy comments and put them onto paper
09.05.06
"What is the main ingredient of acid rain?" - Curt
"Acid" - Samuel
Yes, when acid rain comes down we all burn...
08.05.06
"I know who you did last summer ... surely that has to go in the book" - Dan
08.05.06
"What are you writing, Where are you writing, Why aren't you writing?!" - Miss J to
Michael
03.05.06
"Honestly Curt, act your shoe size" - Tannya
03.05.06
"I feel like a demeneted hyena" - Chelsea
26.04.06
"Who? Curt?" - Jodie to Chelsea
"Been there, done that"- Tannya
*Odd looks at Tannya*
"Not Me!" - Tannya
25.04.06
"Stupidity is not a mental illness" - Tannya
25.04.06
"It's not stalking, it's selective walking" - Tannya
24.04.06
"Come here, I need to grope your hair" - Curt to Tannya
Yeah, Tannya was telling him about how nice her hair smelt or something... Weird
friends...
24.04.06
"I'm the air that you breathe, the trees in your sky" - Dan to Fahima
This all was the consequence of a conversation about how much Fahima loved Daniel, 'More than
trees' 'No, I need trees!' etc.
24.04.06
"... decided to knock on my doorbell ..." - Kathy
What sort of odd friends knock on your doorbell?
24.04.06
"I've planned out all my plans" - Precious
Have you indeed? I'd never have guessed
24.04.06
"Ok, stick the sheet in your book" - Miss J
"What sheet?" - Ben
"What book?" - Paul
We've always got our equipment and are listening...
27.03.06
"I'd rather stab him with a noodle" - Tannya
"What good would that do?" - Hazel
"It's a pointy noodle!" - Tannya
Not sure who or what we were talking about...
20.03.06
"No, you're obviously not mature enough to use glue" - Miss J
Heh, yeah, Maxwell is banned from using a gluestick without supervision, he's what 15,
16?
16.03.06
"Children stop behaving" - Chelsea, talking to Me, Kat and Tannya
She meant 'Children stop! Behave'
16.03.06
"Merry Christmas Hazel, it's your birthday" - Tannya
Okay then...
15.03.06
"Make brief detailed notes" - Miss J
I suppose it's possible, just like facts, not vague... but yeah brief and detailed?
14.03.06
"Does playful have two Ts?" - Scott
13.03.06
"Blind leading the blind" - Hazel
"Don't you mean blind, stupid deaf and dumb, leading... uh..." - Tannya
"The other blind, stupid deaf and dumb?" - Hazel
"Yeah" - Tannya
Talking about Curt teaching Ieuan
10.03.06
"Aimee wants to take drugs!" - Hazel
"I supply the drugs" - Aimee
Actually, quite an un-Aimee-like quote
08.03.06
"So now I'm Pollyanna the prefect with pigtails?" - Hazel
"Yes" - Chelsea
I wear my hair in plaits one time...
08.03.06
"We'll call you Pollyanna because of your ears, I mean hair!" - Chelsea
See above
08.03.06
"Now we'll play for a second winner 'cause Za doesn't count" - Mrs W
Playing bingo, how very fair of our teacher :P
08.03.06
"I smell of Dolche Gabana today" - Chelsea
"Dodgy Pirhana?!" - Tannya
08.03.06
"I'm not schizophrenic, it's just that no one else can hear the voices!" - 'Polly' (aka
Hazel)
Yeah, long story
06.03.06
"Would you like to do revision or would you rather do drugs?" - Mr Golledge
06.03.06
"I'm as depressed as a monkey on steroids" - Dan
03.03.06
"Why must we be incarcerated with these morons on a daily basis" - Tannya
I have wondered...
02.03.06
"I thought that name smelt familiar!" - Tannya
She then said, 'I meant sounded familiar' and I thought she said sounded like vanilla...
02.03.06
"I think we should get our hearing checked, coz we're all like 'what?'" - Hazel, to Kat (and
Tannya)
"What?" - Tannya
And she wasn't just joking...
02.03.06
"Hazel bit me with my finger!" - Tannya
I was actually trying to keep the glue away from her, the glue she later used to glue her
fingers together, she mentioned it felt like it was burning, after this she realised it said
'irritant' on the back...
02.03.06
"Before we go on we'll do this because it's more fun" - Mrs W
"Yay!" - Kelly
"Not that fun" - Mrs W
02.03.06
"Revision is the root of all evil" - Adam
01.03.06
"An ion is an atom that's like not so much like an atom but more like an ion" - Samuel
01.03.06
"Fate wants cookies" - Tannya
Well Carol mentioned making cookies when Chels sleeps round on Friday, then Chels mentioned
it so we reckoned it must be fate
01.03.06
"I had a dream about Andy Goldsworthy last night!" - Fahima
Apparently he was doing art with snow in her back garden...
01.03.06
"I forgot time existed!" - Kat
01.03.06
"I love everyone here, except the students" - Miss J
01.03.06
"Would you like me to lob a gluestick at your nose?" - Miss J to student
"Would you try it?" - Precious
28.02.06
"I'm such a freak!" - Tannya
"You said it not me" - Hazel
...
"I thought you said 'you sat on me!'" - Tannya
28.02.06
"If you turned me inside out you'd see I'm green!" - Hazel
The result of pandan cake...
27.02.06
"I'm doing work, I'm so ashamed" - Tannya, in English
She has nothing else to do her other half -Kat- has been moved to the other side of the room!
Shock, horror
27.02.06
"Hello Staines Crematorium, you kill 'em, we grill 'em" - Tannya
We'd been talking about people answering the phone coz Mrs W's phone kept going off, and you
know how it goes...
23.02.06
"I'm so totally going to grow! I'm so totally going to grow!" - Sarah W, jumping up and
down
23.02.06
"Someone might marry him one day, that's terrible!" - Mrs W, about Samuel
This was following a conversation on Samuels lack of cooking ability, I think someone used
the example that he could fry an egg as long as someone cracked it for him and took it out
22.02.06
"22nd of Radiation '06" - the date in Chels' science book
It's not completely random, we're doing radioactive dating and stuff in Science...
20.02.06
"I made Kat cheese-shaped hearts on valentines day" - Daniel
He meant heart-shaped cheese...
20.02.06
"How do you do drop down minions?" - Dan
(Supposed to be 'menus')
20.02.06
"I have this well cool apple peeler!" - Sarah F
20.02.06
"1600 Spanish people died on my birthday!" - Dan W
08.02.06
"I'm as romantic as a wet stick" - Tannya
No ideas on what to get Graeme for Valentines Day
07.02.06
"I like to please my giant bee by rubbing cheese into its knees" - Kat
07.02.06
"I'm not spastic, I'm special" - Tannya
"Same thing" - Kat
"No, they're spelt differently!" - Tannya
07.02.06
"Hazel's the dancing queen, small and green, eats blue tangerines" - Tannya
06.02.06
"I'm princess pleaseman the retard fairy" - Tannya
Well 'Tannya' means fairy princess, Kat said her name meant retard and our teacher kept
saying 'please' so it developed from that...
06.02.06
"Being a zombie's the best thing that ever happened to me" - Dan
Well technically Dan said it in Sarahs dream, but yeah
06.02.06
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the one about to call" - Dan
Dan keeps dropping his phone, I keep dropping my mirror... you figure it out
06.02.06
"I'm your girlfriend!" - Dan, to Kat
He got confused with 'I'm your boyfriend' and 'You're my girlfriend'
06.02.06
"Tannya, I mean Kathryn, you dyed, I mean straightened your hair, I mean her hair" -
Chelsea
The actual sentence should have been 'Tannya you straightened your hair'
02.02.06
"My pen's gone on strike" - Samuel
02.02.06
"Hydrogen ions are always found in..." - Mrs White
"The periodic table" - Scott
02.02.06
"My cat's falling apart!" - Tannya
01.02.06
"You almost looked like a normal person then!" - Chels, to Tannya
How kind of you to mention it
31.01.06
"She's such an embryo!" - Kat
30.01.06
"I'm going to name the child I won't have Lakshmi" - Dan
30.01.06
"I'm snorting cracked crayon" - Dan
27.01.06
"Mmm... psychiatric ward" - Tannya
26.01.06
"Spoon me baby I feel like a soup" - Dan
Dans quote for the day
26.01.06
"I wanted to kidnap his glasses" - Kat
26.01.06
"Tannya ate some of my book" - Kat
"I look like a hooker?!" - Tannya
26.01.06
"Why is miss wearing hooker boots?" - Tannya
26.01.06
"I have fleas" - Tannya
"I have fleas too" - Kat
"My fleas are better than yours" - Tannya
25.01.06
"I thought my tongue was pasta and I bit it" - Tannya
25.01.06
"Why were you throwing pasta at me?" - Graeme
"I was giving it to you with force" - Tannya
"Yes I felt the force; on my head!" - Graeme
23.01.06
"I'm going to sell my left shoe on ebay" - Daniel
23.01.06
"Daniel you smell like nicely dad" - Fahima
Not quite sure what she actually meant to say
23.01.06
"Miles has just proclaimed that he is the king of Sweden" - Samuel
19.01.06
"If you haven't done your coursework then, I hope you have..." - Ms Zand
18.01.06
"I remember me when I was little..." - Tannya
18.01.06
"Tannya wants my hand in cabbage" - Kat
I think this developed from her hand in marriage...
17.01.06
"Depressing music is like... depressing" - Chelsea
17.01.06
"I'll show you the song later" - Zahid
"How do you show someone a song?" - Curt
16.01.06
*burp* "Well that's all I have to say about that" - Tannya
17.12.05
"Wait!" - Tannya *looks around*
"What am I waiting for?" - Hazel
"Oh, did I say wait?" - Tannya
13.12.05
"I won't see you for the first two weeks back as you'll be doing your mocks" - Miss J
"Ooh will you miss us?" - Italie
"No" - Miss J *smiles* "Maybe"
13.12.05
"Ahhhhh" - Kat
"Stop going ah or I'll give you a reason to go ah, and not Ahhhh, AAAH!" - Tannya
13.12.05
"You should marry him and have rabies" - Kat to Tannya
08.12.05
"Oh I forgot I had hair" - Tannya
08.12.05
"I forgot fire was hot" - Kat
08.12.05
"Mr Bunsen's lots of fun, he likes to burn everyone" - Tannya
06.12.05
"Yesterday my sheep had skis" - Daniel
06.12.05
"I always look stoned in a good way" - Tannya
05.12.05
"I smell a smell that smells smelly" - Tannya
29.11.05
"Samuel's wearing a pink skirt... I mean scarf!" - Chelsea
28.11.05
"So what do you think of my story?" - Hazel
"Yes... chicken soup" - Kat
"My brother had chicken soup the other day!" - Tannya
25.11.05
"You're an idiot" - Hazel
"I can't help it I was born like that" - Chelsea
24.11.05
"Everyone in this class tries to blame things on everyone else!" - Mrs W
"Yeah Jason" - Miles
"No, it was Scott!" - Jason
Lol, lovin this quote
24.11.05
"As long as it won't kill me straight away, I'll eat it" - Tannya
We were talking about various things including the fact that she recently ate a plastic fork
and used to eat candles.
18.11.05
"Danny don't be stupid, I know it's hard for you but try anyway" - Mr Wallace
17.11.05
"I have armies up my sleevies" - Hazel
"How uncomfortable" - Tannya
15.11.05
"Come on, someone get run over, I could do with a laugh" - Sarah
How kind, lol Sarah isn't really that mean...
10.11.05
"I think I have an extra eye in my ear" - Tannya
Do you? How odd
09.11.05
"She stole my burp!" - Tannya, about Kat
07.11.05
"I feel like I have a fire engine coming out of my eye" - Chelsea
And do you have this happen often?
03.11.05
"I will smite thee with this onion" -Carol
Thanks
03.11.05
"How come you can learn all this science stuff but you can't open a door?" - Dan, to
Precious
03.11.05
"Pollution's bad. Cheese isn't." - Tannya
Sounds like a slogan
03.11.05
"You just tell your children, if they eat too many teeth, no! I mean sweets!" - Tannya
02.11.05
"Ok, you guys are noisy, won't settle down, are leaving your books at home and you're
beginning to look scruffy" - Mrs R.
And then at the end of the lesson she gave us all merits...
02.11.05
"Is it more than 200 celcigrade?" - Maxwell
"It's centigrade you idiot" - Zahid
"Or celcius" - Kat
02.11.05
"Aaah! Tannya's going to eat me!" - Hazel
"Tannya's going to eat everyone in the end, it's just something you'll have to deal with" -
Kat
01.11.05
"I hate you, lets get married" - Kat
01.11.05
"I can't do my work because a, I'm too stupid; b, umm... I don't remember; c, um... yeah, I
might remember f... umm... no, oh yeah! I lost my book" - Tannya
01.11.05
"I love you, I shall kill you last" - Tannya
31.10.05
"Have you got a hangover, miss?" - Maxwell
"No!" - Mrs Ransome
I do feel sorry for her, Maxwell makes many comments of this sort
31.10.05
"Ah! My hair's trying to jump into my mouth!" - Kat
31.10.05
"I wasn't born! No, no I didn't mean..." - Tannya
I think she was about to say 'I wasn't born a freak' but she kind of missed a bit
31.10.05
"Have you got appendix please? No, I mean tippex!" - Chelsea, to Hazel
Why yes, I have an appendix
24.10.05
"I'll squish you 'til you go pook" - Carol
19.10.05
"Chelsea's going through male puberty, her voice broke" - Tannya
19.10.05
"I'm not a can of soup, don't label me" - Kat
19.10.05
"Do I look like I have stupid written on my head?" - Tannya
"Yes" - Kat
"Where?" *pokes forehead* "You did it while I was sleeping didn't you!"- Tannya
17.10.05
"You should be on a yoghurt advert" - Dan, to Hazel
Yeah... thanks for that
17.10.05
"Whoo! I feel like tigger" - Tannya
17.10.05
"Hazel's a legend, Hazel should be a teacher" - Jason
After I'd taught him the work we were supposed to be doing...
17.10.05
"I'm a legend for the wrong reasons" - Jason
17.10.05
"I thought my hamster was talking last night but it wasn't" - Kat
17.10.05
"Don't make me sound wrong" - Chelsea
"But you are wrong" - Tannya
13.10.05
"My inner child is playing with fire" - Hazel
13.10.05
"I used to play with candles" - Hazel
"I used to eat candles" - Tannya
12.10.05
"I feel like bacon sizzling in the hot sun" - Sarah
"That would work if it was summer" - Dan
"You feel like bacon sizzling in the hot light of the... light?" - Hazel
12.10.05
"Mmm.. addictive" - Dan, sniffing a pen
12.10.05
"Don't panic, we're all gonna die" - Chris, walking down a smoky corridor
12.10.05
"We can use them as bullets for lobbing at Curt and Maxwell" - Tannya
"Did you just say the Curt and Maxwell are goblins?" - Kat
"Well, yeah that too" - Tannya
11.10.05
"It's so rude, you go to someone elses funeral and then they don't come to yours!" -
Jason
Quote given to me by Dan, I like this one, lol
11.10.05
"Tannya's my human yoyo" - Hazel
Hehe...
10.10.05
"Hazel thieved my mother" - Kat, totally irrelevant (and untrue)
"What?!" - Hazel
I think she was just filling the gap of talking...
10.10.05
"She was like ' your accent's so weird'" - Hazel, talking about Sarah
"Who's accidently weird?" - Tannya
10.10.05
"Don't you just want to be a wise old chinese man with a beard?" - Tannya
"No" - Hazel
10.10.05
"... And then everyone could be wise old chinese men, or japanese, or just wise old men... no
chinese, their cooler, they have pointy beards" - Tannya
10.10.05
"I feel like an egg today, you know when you have those days when you just feel like an egg"
- Dan
"No... I've never felt like an egg..." - Hazel
"You should try it" - Dan
07.10.05
"I'm not permanently late, I wouldn't come in if I was permanently late" - Danny, to Mrs
Franks
06.10.05
"You sound so sweet when you swear" - Sarah, about Fahima
06.10.05
"We need to grow beards and think" - Tannya, to Kat
30.09.05
"I never really looked at the corridor like that. It's like a big clogged artery" -
Tannya
Too true...
29.09.05
"Your hair is all mussed-ed" - Hazel, to Carol
"Yes, it's made of mustard seeds" - Carol
27.09.05
"The goths have arrived" - Miles, as Kat and Tannya walk in
27.09.05
"Why do I feel small in this chair?" - Tannya
"Because you are small" - Hazel and Kat
27.09.05
"We might hurt our brains if we think, we might even develop brains" - Tannya, to Kat
27.09.05
"Eeyore's a boring f***, I mean, at least tigger's annoying and bouncy" - Tannya
27.09.05
"The blue-green alga seem to be taking over the world" - Chelsea, reading (incorrectly) from
a Biology textbook
27.09.05
"Where did Chris go? Did Chris turn into Jason or something?" - Tannya
She and Chelsea then began a discussion on whether Chris turning into Jason was an
improvement or not...
27.09.05
"So let me get this right, I'm a black, green-blooded monster with one and a half eyes?" -
Hazel, to Tannya and Chelsea
Yeah, it's a long story
27.09.05
"But when I'm dead I won't be as funny as I am now because I'll be dead" - Tannya
Chelsea said she wanted a bottle of Tannya to make her laugh, Tannya objected, saying she'd
suffocate
27.09.05
"I'm going to write in Hazel's blood" - Tannya
Don't worry, she was just talking about my green pen
23.09.05
"If you walk into a greenhouse, how would you feel?" - Mrs White
"That would hurt!" - Jason
22.09.05
"... from your left-hand pocket" - Joe
"My left hand doesn't have a pocket" - Samuel
21.09.05
"Freak?" - Tannya
"Yeah?" - Kat
20.09.05
"I'm feeling ill" - Mrs White
"I'm feeling ill, I'm having a bad hair day" - Jason
"And no one cares, that's the difference" - Mrs White
19.09.05
"Joe, a mushroom can't grow on a piece of paper" - Scott
"Can't mushrooms grow anywhere?" - Joe
There was an old sweet that apparently looked like a mushroom (I didn't think so) stuck to a
piece of paper
19.09.05
"Can we have you for our teacher, sir?"- Kirsty
"No, because I'm too sarcastic, I don't like you, you smell, I can't be bothered... do you need
anymore reasons?" - Mr Ibbs
Wow, he makes us feel so special...
16.09.05
"I'm not an under-achiever, I'm just shy" - Jason
15.09.05
"What happens to fish when you flush them down the toilet?" - Tannya
"I don't know I'm not a dead fish" - Kat
"You are a fish but not a dead fish" - Tannya
"Well I'll tell you when I'm a dead fish and get flushed down the toilet" - Kat
15.09.05
"You have the coordination of a car accident" - Tannya
"You have the coordination of a fish" - Kat
14.09.05
"I can't spell properly 'cause I'm so bored" - Kat
13.09.05
"Miss, I'm allergic to Emma" - Paul, opposing the seating plan
"Well hopefully you'll have an allergic reaction and die" - Emma
13.09.05
"Right, James stop being weird and copy off the board" - Miss Johal
He was playing with half a dead wasp...
13.09.05
"What do you want to be when you grow up?" - Tannya
"A slob" - Kat
13.09.05
"You're as nutty as a hazelnut" - Tannya, to Hazel
12.09.05
"But grass just grows automatically, you don't get grass seeds!" - Samuel, in Science
Heh, he's never going to live this down, all the teachers know, our head boy doesn't know
about grass seeds, lol
08.09.05
"Your eye is pining for cheese, it's going 'Nyah'" - Kat
Unknown Date - quote given to me by Rachel
"We've got to go straight" - Ali
"It is straight apart from these curves!" - Marjorie
It's a new year! The quotes above are from the second school year of my quote taking
14.07.05
"I'll kill you 'til you're dead" - Kat, to Curt
14.07.05
"I'll kill you more 'til you're deaderer" - Kat
And she says she's not blonde :P
14.07.05
"Why is there a phone out, you pathetic little muppet!" - Mrs W, to Curt
13.07.05
"You talk rubbish sometimes" - Mrs W, to student
Not sure which student it was, I just realised I didn't write it down...
12.07.05
"Gary you're a div, shut your face" - Mr Golon
Heh, teachers...
01.07.05
"Tannya's giving me evil looks, she's smiling" - Curt
01.07.05
"I'm surprised your body can support your head" - Mrs W, to Samuel
*Samuel leaves the room*
01.07.05
"You smell" - Katrina
"It's racial discrimination" - Samuel
"Yeah, it's cause she's orange and you're black" - Daniel
29.06.05
"Maxwell, why isn't your ice pack on your head?" - Mrs W
"He'll get a brain freeze" - Nome
"He can't... you can't get a brain freeze unless you have a brain" - Mrs W
24.06.05
"Imagine if everyone just died! It'd be well funny!" - Precious
For whom, may I ask?
23.06.05
"My new words are all 'age'" - Samuel
"Samuel's garb'age'" - Tannya
23.06.05
"I don't like eating paper, it makes me go 'eurgh'!" - Kat
23.06.05
"My Tannya ate my coursework!" - Kat
It wasn't a lie -surprisingly- but I doubt the teachers would be sympathetic
22.06.05
"She had a tooth pulled out" - Tash
"Who tripped on a toothbrush?" - Samuel
21.06.05
"You're as mean as a plateful of jelly" - Tannya, to Hazel
Discussing people's meanness
21.06.05
"She says burning ham" - Kirsty, about Fahima attempting to say Birmingham
21.06.05
"Curt! Have you lost your brain somewhere?" - Mrs W
"He never had one to lose" - Michael
21.06.05
"Why's it so quiet?" - Curt
"Everyone likes listening to you" - Michael
"Who likes dressing in pink?" - Kat
20.06.05
"Scott's a dehydrated daisy" - Mrs Jury
20.06.05
"You look like you're melting" - Mrs Jury
17.06.05
"My stomach was trying to jump out of my body, it was like, 'boing'" - Kat
14.06.05
"Curt, why are you sitting with the geeks?" - Sean
Thanks Sean... Actually, I consider myself a geek - not in the insulting way. It means: a
person with an unusual or odd personality
10.06.05
"I'm a fairy and it's my wand. My wand of hello-ness" - Kat
10.06.05
"Sodium, Potassium and Calcium react with what?" - Hazel
"Water" - Curt
"What kind of water?" - Hazel
"The watery kind" - Curt
10.06.05
"Calm down, peace and love people" - Maxwell, in RE
10.06.05
"Please stop being weird, Sam" - Miss J., to Samuel in RE
08.06.05
"Rachel was screaming Bingo and Zahid was screaming for the fun of it" - Mrs W.
"Does he scream like a girl?" - Nome
"Yeah, 'cause he's gay" - Mrs W.
The sort of thing teachers aren't supposed to say...
06.06.05
"I didn't realise we were doing it today" - Samuel, in Maths
"What did you think we were doing? Chinese?" - Mr McG
04.06.05
"Imagine if you ate a chair, you'd be all chair-shaped!" - Louise
"Yes, of course, Louise..." - Kat
12.05.05
"I prefer not to spend my evenings with Vinny and I'm sure he feels the same" - Mr McG
10.05.05
"I'm surrounded by girls... and Kathryn" - Curt
10.05.05
"Curt's scared of you, he's scared you'll... uh...." - Kat
"Eat him" - Hazel
"Yeah" - Kat, to Tannya
10.05.05
"I'm silent" - Zahid
09.05.05
"Aah! my finger hurts, I think I'm burning" - Tannya
09.05.05
"A film of oil or grease? Imagine having oil in your camera!" - Tannya, in Science
09.05.05
"Moving parts of machinery, e.g. car engines" - Hazel
"Oh, so you can't use clingfilm in it then?" - Tannya, in Science
09.05.05
"A coat of paint, wouldn't that be uncomfortable to wear" - Tannya
She was having a weird day...
08.05.05
"They're just like you and me" - Linda
"What, Mad?" - Chelsea, talking about prisoners
06.05.05
"It's like salt and science mixed together" - Hazel
"Salty Science" - Kat
06.05.05
"I swear I just saw an orange bouncing past!" - Kat
I worry about her...
06.05.05
"Yesterday I ate two flies by accident" - Chelsea
Did you really? How interesting...
06.05.05
"I'm scared of doors!" - Chelsea
06.05.05
"Stop outside a person" - Chelsea
"Generally I stay out of people" - Peter
06.05.05
"These legs don't make sense..." - Chelsea
06.05.05
"Please don't share your foot problems with me" - Kate to Danielle
06.05.05
"Why does Johannes' hair look funny?" - Chelsea
"He probably washed it" - Anna
05.05.05
"Radiating Happiness" - Tash
05.05.05
"Daniel!" - Hazel
"Smells" - Chelsea
"Daniel!" - Hazel
"Smells" - Chelsea
"Smells Chelsea" - Daniel
"Daniel smells Chelsea?" - Chelsea
05.05.05
"Do grungers like star wars?" -Jason, to Kat
Typical...
04.05.05
"May the fourth be with you" - Various people
03.05.05
"Me and Hazel hijacked a goat on Saturday... wait, a goat?" - Kat
She meant a boat, and we didn't really, we just planned it
03.05.05
"Is she actually blonde?" - Curt, about Kat
I'm sure it's been wondered by many before
03.05.05
"I don't want to be sparkly like a fairy; like a rastafarian, what is a rastafarian anyway?"
-
Kat
29.04.05
"May the force be with you" - Ms Lynch
We prefects are the elite group... the force
28.04.05
"I shouldn't go around punching walls" - Chelsea
Well, I personally thought that would be rather obvious...
28.04.05
"It's either I punch a wall or a person, which would you prefer?" - Chelsea
"A person" - Aimee
27.04.05
"Bloody hell Ben, you're well ugly" - Jason
...
"Just joking, you obviously haven't seen my shrine of you" - Jason
27.04.05
"Who's Mr Ward's boyfriend?" - Jason
27.04.05
"You're in the most insulting mood today" - Naomi, to Jason
"It's because he's scared of being 15 tomorrow" - Mrs W.
The wisdom of our elders...
27.04.05
"The more reactive metals are more attractive guys and the less reactive ones are the mingers"
-Mrs W.
27.04.05
"Prefects should not spray perfume *pauses, looks pointedly at Fahima* or chewing gum in their
mouths!" - Ms Z.
I agree, you shouldn't spray perfume in your mouth, and it would be rather odd trying to
spray
chewing gum in your mouth as well
26.04.05
"Hayley, you're a fish" - Samuel
"Good, fish can swim" - Hayley
"Ok, you're a piece of bread" - Samuel
"Bread floats" - Hayley
"What are you? A rock? No... you've got to be a lemon" - Samuel
26.04.05
"Chelsea said I was glowing this morning and I was thinking, 'What, radioactive?" - Hazel
26.04.05
"Radioactive Hazelnut" - Tannya
A new nickname, see previous quote
25.04.05
"Listen to Hazel, she gives good advice, which I don't take" - Sarah, to Louise
25.04.05
"Stop insulting us" - Hazel, to Louise
"Assualting us?" - Sarah
"That too, but insulting us" - Hazel
25.04.05
"Why would I want to buy a male prostitute?" - Katrina, loudly in Lifeskills... when the rest
of the room was silent
25.04.05
"Money's the best thing to get" - Tina
"Yeah, you can buy stuff with it" - Chels
"Indeed you can" - Hazel
22.04.05
"I haven't seen her today" - Kat, about Tannya
"Neither" - Hazel
"Maybe she's dead!" - Kat
Don't worry, she's alive
22.04.05
"Hazel, can I borrow your calculator?" - Curt
"Sure" *hands Curt calculator* - Hazel
*whacks Michael over the head with calculator and gives it back* "Thanks" - Curt
22.04.05
"... Jason to shut his oversized mouth for 40 minutes" - Mrs W.
22.04.05
"I quit science, I'm going to learn about potatoes" - Jason
Typical... but if he did wouldn't he miss us? :P prob not
21.04.05
"She's a melon, that tastes like a lemon, I've decided" - Samuel, about a teacher
And how many humans have you tasted?
21.04.05
"How much was that?" - Ophelia, about a mars bar
"40" - Chels
"Who's turned 40?" - Sarah, clearly not paying attention
21.04.05
"That's not blonde, thats brown!" - Chels
"No, it's dirty blonde" - Hazel
"I'm a dirty blonde!" - Sarah
21.04.05
"I won't use it wrongly" - Chels, about being a prefect
"I would" - Dan
21.04.05
"Hazel was just sitting there laughing at you, she couldn't believe what she was seeing" -
Ieuan
21.04.05
"Za, the only athletic thing about you is your hair" - Samuel
21.04.05
"I've seen a snake run faster than you" - Samuel, to Zahid
20.04.05
"Steamed Hazel, I think it could catch on" - Carol, after I had my hand over steam
I do worry sometimes...
20.04.05
"If anyone wanted to know what Kelly got..." - Mrs W.
"Two B's, it's written on my hands" - Kelly, waving hands about
"Two B's or not Two B's" - Jason
19.04.05
"I'm feeding my pet Hazel" - Chelsea
19.04.05
"Her theory is that Satan is a table" - Curt
19.04.05
"Curt, you're so mean, you stop people from working" - Hazel
"I don't tell them not to work" - Curt
"No, but if you remove their pen..." - Hazel
19.04.05
"I am going to kill you Scott, and it's not going to be pretty" - Mrs W.
16.04.05
"... before I fall over" - Hazel
"Have you fallen over yet?" - Carol
"Do I look like I've fallen over?" - Hazel
"I can't tell" - Carol, my 'intelligent' sister
16.04.05
"Yes it's good not to get run over by buses" - Carol
Indeed
18.04.05
"Stop writing 'poo' in my book Jason!" - Kirsty
18.04.05
"Oh damn! I can't get lunch today, I'm banned from the canteen again" - Ben
"What do you keep doing?" - Kirsty
"I didn't do anything!" - Ben
18.04.05
"... because Maxwell did the wrong homework, please all laugh at him" - Mrs W.
18.04.05
"Are you doing the question, Curt or are you just gazing at Maxwell?" - Mrs W.
18.04.05
"I could sneeze and then get hit by a bus, achoo bang!" - Dan
18.04.05
*motioning*"Achoo bang... no wait, the bus doesn't go achoo!" - Dan (refer back to previous
quote)
18.04.05
"Why is your hair so greasy, don't you have water at your house" - Katrina, to a friend
How lovely, Katrina always brings out the best in people
18.04.05
*calls Chris*"Hello, it's me again, rather than it being someone else who'd stolen my phone"
-
Carol
15.04.05
"Hazel, what's the matter, you look stoned" - Jason
Thanks...
15.04.05
"Hazel's stoned" - Jason, to Ben
15.04.05
"It's not just Samuel who's arrogant in this year group" - Mrs White
"Me" - Scott
"No, you're just lazy" - Mrs W.
15.04.05
"I've got to go for my triangle lessons in 5 minutes" - Jason
Trying to find an equivalent to Ieuan's guitar lessons :P
15.04.05
"I might have to colour in a whole page with this" - Jason, with Fahima's highlighter
15.04.05
"I might have to colour in my whole book with this" - Jason, again... the highligher
"Jason!" - Mrs W.
"Or maybe not..." - Jason
15.04.05
"Current is like you on cross country, it takes the easiest route" - Mrs W.
15.04.05
"They all want to be just like you, but a bit taller" - Ms Waddam to Zahid
15.04.05
"What's your favourite colour?" - Fahima, to Kat
"Black" - Jason
Jason... who calls Kat a grunger
15.04.05
"Herlock... what am I on about, Herlock Shomes?" - Carol
A blonde moment? Carol?
14.04.05
"Mr Ibbs is the head of the YMCA" - Jason
14.04.05
"What is the problem with him? Does he have a stick shoved right up him?" - Kelly, about Mr
Ibbs
14.04.05
*pokes Jason with black biro* "You've got a black elbow now" - Kirsty
"Thank-you, that's halfway to being a grunger!" *looks pointedly at Kat* - Jason
14.04.05
*burps* - Ben
"Ewwww... Ben" - Kirsty
"That's wasn't that bad" - Ben
"Yeah, you haven't seen one of Naomi's yet" - Jason
"You don't see burps, you hear them" - Ben
"With Naomi, you see them" - Jason
14.04.05
"Well that explains it then... You're stupid" - Hazel
"Yeah... hey!" - Curt
14.04.05
"It's a horizontal equals sign" - Maxwell
Aren't normal equal signs horizontal?
14.04.05
"I just put my panini up my nose" - Chelsea
"I have weird friends, they put their food up their noses" - Hazel
14.04.05
"I'm not blonde, I'm deaf" - Chelsea
13.04.05
"Daniel, what happened to you're hair?!" - Chelsea
"What didn't happen to my hair?" - Daniel
13.04.05
"This morning I sprayed hairspray in my ear and it hurt" - Chelsea
13.04.05
"Me and Daniel are telepathic and you (Chelsea) and Daniel are telepathetic" -
Hazel
13.04.05
"Yay! We can unplug screws, no, unscrew plugs, no... unwire plugs!" - Kat
12.04.05
"What do we do if we can't factorise?" - Mr McG.
"We do another question" - Ieuan
12.04.05
"Are they just sitting there banging each other? ... Ok, not a great choice of words" - Mrs
W., teaching us about electrons
12.04.05
"You don't forget your own son's birthday" - Kirsty
"You might if Za' was your child" - Mrs W.
12.04.05
"Maxwell was polite" - Kirsty, in shock
"His sentance didn't have a swear word in it..." - Michael
How odd this day began...
12.04.05
"Of course it's that book you fool!" - Mrs W.
So lovely...
12.04.05
"Ooh! it spins!" - Carol, whipping cream
"Um... ok" - Hazel
"You need to be happy about the little things so that when the big things suck, you can still go
'Ooh! it spins!'" - Carol
9.04.05
"I really don't feel like a pancake today" - Chelsea
"That's good, you're not a pancake" - Hazel
9.04.05
"Aah! I'm going to die!" - Hazel
"You're not going to die of Chinese characters, I'm sure I've never heard of it before" -
Carol
8.04.05
"Rachel's not Chloe is she?" - Chelsea
Somehow I doubt it...
8.04.05
"Rachel's not Rachel is she? No... I mean... aah!" - Chelsea, recalling the previous
quote
8.04.05
"On easter they hand out Christmas... Christmas bunnies? that's not what I meant!" -
Hazel
I meant hot cross buns...
2.04.05
"You have eyebrows for a reason, perhaps catching pepper is not a main one but..." - Carol,
after I threatened to throw pepper at her
31.03.05
"Is his head on fire?" - Linda
29.03.05
"She was having a leisurely bath, there's no reason to get out of your bath even if the kitchen
does catch on fire!" - Carol
29.03.05
"Mum was like 'did something fall over? and I was like, 'yeah, me'" - Dan
29.03.05
"He's happy enough, he doesn't need breakfast" - Carol
29.03.05
"You could pour me a plate of orange juice" - Carol
Just to humour her, I did and she thanked me and drank it
28.03.05
"I think it's nice that you like us, but I want to know why" - Carol
I still haven't answered her, hehe
27.03.05
"This time when I handed out hot cross buns, people didn't look at me like I was trying to
poison
them so that's good" - Chris (female)
27.03.05
"I'm the guest and you sat on me!!" - Chloe, to Chris
Family gatherings are so much fun :P
27.03.05
"He's locked out! Heh Heh, close the curtains!" - Rachel
26.03.05
"Our oven is special, it doesn't work" - Peter
26.03.05
"Yes, I'm feeling quite disturbed" - Peter
26.03.05
"Pork is not beef" - Peter
Why yes! How profound
23.03.05
"Do you like having bright, white trainers?" - Naomi
"No, they scare me" - Jason
23.03.05
"They distract me when I'm walking, I keep having to look down" - Jason (refer to previous
quote)
23.03.05
"Yeah, all the year 11 girls just sit in the toilets all break" - Kirsty
"Maybe they just have constipation" - Jason
23.03.05
"Please tell me hippos don't moo" - Kirsty
23.03.05
"Hippo's don't open bottles either" - Jason (refer to previous quote again)
23.03.05
"Make your hippo moo again ... Now that's something I never thought I'd say" - Naomi
23.03.05
"Precious, don't cry, I need you to pick my nose for me" - Jason
23.03.05
"Precious, are you actually sad or are you trying to sleep?" - Samuel
23.03.05
"My Elephant in graphics neighs" - Jason
23.03.05
"Are you tired?" - Naomi
"Yeah" - Kat
"She was grungering" - Jason
I assume he is referring to the previous night...
23.03.05
"How long have we got exactly?" - Jason
"2 weeks and 2 days" - Kirsty
"No I meant in seconds" - Jason
23.03.05
"A useful physics lesson, who would've thought?" - Carol
22.03.05
"If one more F-ing comes out of your mouth you'll be F-ing out the window" - Mr Price
22.03.05
"I've got to get all this crap out of here but I'm not strong enough to pick you up Katrina"
-
Mr Price
22.03.05
"Is it a conlomb?" - Kirsty
*laughter*
"Oh yeah... I just heard that in my head..." - Kirsty
Now say that to yourself... silent b
22.03.05
"So you times seconds by amperes to get-" - Kirsty
"Condoms" - Ben
Kirsty trying to explain science to Fahima, Ben helping
22.03.05
"Move to the right... yeah... out the door" - Kirsty
"No, the door's safe, out the window!" - Ben
Second floor...
21.03.05
"I forgot my hair brush today... da na da na" - Kat
*shock horror gasp*
21.03.05
"Woo! This is the thrill of my life" - Kat, wiring a plug
21.03.05
"I feel like an electrician" - Kat
21.03.05
"Tannya's asking the teacher if she wants to buy cocaine" - Kat, commenting on Tannya going
up
to Mrs W.
21.03.05
"His name is Bob" - Kat, about our screwdriver in Science
We're so weird
21.03.05
"And that's how you snap a wire" - Kat, not a very good electrician
21.03.05
"What's a cylinder?" - Samuel
And this is our future head boy? ...
21.03.05
"Random as a teapot" - Dan
So true...
21.03.05
"All men are pigs" - Chloe C.
Typical Chloe quote
19.03.05
"Now the toaster gets to share the joy that is condensed milkiness" - Carol
18.03.05
"But Sarah's blonderer than me!" - Kat
Are you sure about that?
18.03.05
"I have a sore throat, I can't hear" - Kat
18.03.05
"Yes, the phantom spitter came, spit on the door and disappeared!!" - Mrs W.
18.03.05
"He fell asleep during our lesson" - Kirsty, talking about a teacher...
18.03.05
"Max, just sit down and listen and then you can lick it" - Mrs W., about the puddle of
supposed spit
18.03.05
"She stabbed me again!" - Curt
18.03.05
"I'm actually quite smart, I have an IQ of 2 now" - Curt
18.03.05
"Helen, you're now in Ieuan's catagory" - Mrs W.
"What? An ugly grunger?" - Jason
18.03.05
"Can we wear shorts?" - Jason
"No, but you can wear a skirt" - Mrs W.
18.03.05
"My pen's already running out and I only nicked it yesterday" - Jason
18.03.05
"Max? Where do cows arses come into this?" - Samuel
"Global warming" - Maxwell
17.03.05
Jason is a willy - Written in the 'bible' by Ben
17.03.05
"Curts scared of a girlie!" - Kat
"She's scary!" - Curt
"Who? Kathryn or Hazel?" - Michael
"Tannya!" - Curt
17.03.05
"The one with his tie tucked in, who's just been stabbed?" - Mrs W., identifying Curt
17.03.05
"Turtles swim on beaches" - Maxwell
Do they? Personally I thought they swam in the sea
17.03.05
"Safety and Electricity, don't use your hairdryer while you're in tha bath" - Maxwell
17.03.05
"I'm in the bible!" - Jason
... Well, in my 'bible' anyway
17.03.05
"I swallowed a bit of my pen" - Jason
The sort of comment I'd expect from Kat...
17.03.05
"I do have a conscience, his name is Jim, he only pops up once every 3 years but I've got to
know
him quite well" - Ben
17.03.05
"You're not Katrina!" - Chelsea, to Chris
Indeed he is not... especially considering the fact he is of the opposite gender...
17.03.05
"Emma has to go to the medical room because she has a stomach" - Emma, in journal
17.03.05
"Lewis, whats that, are you selling drugs?" - Mr Price
16.03.05
"I was walking around town and I decided to shut my eyes for one second and I fell off the
pavement!" - Chelsea
16.03.05
"I told you not to take laughing gas at breaks" - Jason, to Fahima
Of course, that just made her laugh more...
16.03.05
"Can I keep your keys? I want to break down your house" - Fahima, looking at Jason's keys
"What do you need my keys for then?" - Jason
Classic...
15.03.05
"Hazel's re-writing the bible!" - Jason
14.03.05
"I asked Fahima when her birthday was and she said April so I said she was a baby of the year
and
she said, no Hazel is because she's supposed to be in the other year and Jason said yeah, she's
supposed to be in year 4 but she's smart and got moved up"
- Naomi, bout a convo between her, Jason and Fahima
That was a pretty long sentence...
All the quotes below are the earliest ones, that were written in my journal...
14.09.04
"Maxwell if I had something to throw at you, I think I would" - Mrs White
"Why?" - Maxwell
"Because you're tapping Michael Clark with your homemade arm!" - Mrs W., in Science
"I'm going to turn over a new leaf" - Jason
"I think you're going to need a tree" - Mrs W.
"You find it boring? Good!" - Mr Kelly, in Lifeskills
What is Lifeskills anyway? You don't learn much about life or many 'helpful' things!
"I can tell you now, your life is boring" - Mr K.
"Thank-you, so is yours" - Katrina
"I know" - Mr Kelly
"Does that mean the world revolves around you?" - Mr K.
Well Duh... :P
"If you're not the most important person in the world then try dying" - Mr K.
Ok, just wait a minute and I'll give it a go
"Well of course, judging by my calculations... I DON'T HAVE A CLUE" - Jason, in Science
Typical Jason...
"OW! I stapled myself..." - Kathryn, in Science
Typical Kat... :P
"Yea Ben! Get away from my wife!" - Jason, talking about Naomi...
You really had to be there at the time...
"Rachel's going to put her ideas on the board because she thinks they're the best" - Mrs
W.
"No they're not!" - David
"You don't have any ideas so how would you know!" - Rachel
"Little Doggie-Woggies" - Mrs Jury
Doggie Woggies? Ah well, we like Mrs Jury anyway...
"Did you know you're an elephant?" - Sarah, to Kathy
No, she wasn't being rude, she was just having a disturbingly odd day...
"Sir! Sir!... No, Miss!" - Maxwell
Is it just me or do the simple things confuse him?
"Are there any other questions for people not like Maxwell?" - Mrs W.
Heh, now I remember why we like Mrs White... :P
"She's holding her sides so she doesn't explode" - Luke, talking about Naomi...
"What colour are the Israels?" - Samuel
"Blue and White" - Naomi
She was talking about the flag, he was talking about the people...
"I'm sure in a room of teenagers, the urge to reproduce is quite strong." - Mr Ibbs
"Cats have smaller snouts, smaller bones, generally smaller skulls, unless it's a big cat" - Mr Ibbs
"But my mum rang me! She might have an emergency!" - Danny
"I could have an emergency and my phone's off!" - Mrs Franks
"Well turn it on then!" - Danny
"Chelsea, smell this bit of my hair and tell me if it smells" - Katrina
*Chelsea smells hair*
"Nope, it doesn't" - Chelsea
*walking off* "See Natalie, she said it didn't smell!" - Katrina
Random weirdness....
"It's like a lava lamp" - Curt
"Yeah..." - Tannya
"Without the heat... or the light... or the lava" - Curt
"I'm a pata'o farmer" - Mrs W.
It made sense at the time
"Do they really?" - student
"I wouldn't know! I don't live in Devon and I'm not a potato farmer!" - Mrs W.
"So if I took a pin and stabbed Maxwell, his brain would tell him to move the part of the body
that I was stabbing him in" - Mrs W.
We love explanations like this, we were learning about the nervous system...
"Thats because I'm the incarnation of all things evil so it's quite easy" - Mr Ibbs
This was following Italie's comment about him being a good evil starer
"I could be talking to year 7, not the cream of year 10" - Mrs W.
"We're cream!" - Jason
Heh, yep, year 7
"Did it start as playdough?" - Jason, talking about the making of the earth
"Someone should put a plaster over it" - Jason, talking about the hole in the ozone layer
*whispering*"Hayley, pass me your book" - Jason
*whispering back*"I haven't written anything" - Hayley
*whispering*"Jason, pass me your diary" - Mrs W.
"The earth can be thought of like a boiled egg" - Mrs W.
"I like the boiled eggs" - Jason
"I've never been so harrassed in one lesson before" - Kat
"I don't think I have either..." - Hazel, after Science
"If you know everything then what's my brother's, cousin's, sister's, girlfriend's, dog's name?
... Wait a minute! Did I just say sister's girlfriend's??" - Hazel, in I.C.T.
I don't have a brother...
"Aah! My pen just bit me!" - Kat
More typical Kat... ;)
"Isn't it better to freeze it unfrozen?" - Carol
Not having a good day?
"Is there a window here?" - Tina, in a room with lots of windows
She meant an open window...
"See! There's your eyelash!" - Chelsea, completely irrelevant to the conversation
"Helps build up teeth cause it has lime shit in it" - Tannya, in S.Science
Lol Tannya, that was a fun lesson...
"If you say that again, I'll throw something at your head" - Mrs W., to Scott
"Why did you go at breaktime without staying?" - Mrs W.
Can you go and stay?
"Smitten Gitten" - Tash, in English
"Shall we do it in modern language?" - Lauren
"No we'll just do it in modern language" - Mrs Gill
"How art thou fishified!" - Romeo, Romeo and Juliet
"Thou art a saucy goose" - Tannya, after English
"Remote control pizza" - Tannya, in Science
"GIVE ME YOUR LIVER!" - Tannya, in Science again
Typical Tannya... lol
"If someone mugged me and told me to give them my liver, I'd fly away on my remote control
pizza!" - Kat, in Science
Yeah... we have weird Science lessons
"If ever you need to steal someone's shoe, you must always steal the left one" - Tannya
"Why the left shoe?" - Hazel
"It is like an unwritten rule. You must steal the left shoes." - Tannya
Although it's written now
"O, you are lame!" - Juliet, Romeo and Juliet
We learn so many good lessons in English
"I'm going to breathe in some crumbs and die" - Tannya
Uh... ok then, you do that....
"Why do we keep coming back to the subject of snot?" - Samuel
Oh, how intelligent my fellow students are
"Do you want to throw this at him?" *holding up metal ruler* "It's really heavy and sharp" -
Mrs White, to Kelly, about Jason
Our Science teacher is a great influence
"Shut up Za' or I'll wrap a metal pole around your head" - Mrs W.
Mrs W. getting frustrated
"Abortion is bad because it might harm the baby" - Kieran, in R.E.
You think so?
"What does that table say?" - Michael
"It says Michael, Gay; then Curt, Best; Hazel, Clever; Kathryn, question mark... Maxwell,
Dumbarse" - Curt
"She's laughing at me!" - Michael (another one)
*giggle giggle* - Fahima
"See! That's an evil laugh!" - Michael
"So it should be" - Naomi
"Ping's cool (Real name - Michael - Yes, another one) and Pong's evil (Real name Anthony)" -
Scott
We make new students feel welcome... by giving them nicknames, ping and pong.... twins, good
at table tennis
"You're weird!" - Fahima, to Michael
"You're weird" - Michael
"You talk to yourself!" - Fahima
"You laugh at yourself!" - Michael
*giggle* - Fahima
"Amneocentesis is a test that you can have on a pregnant baby, no, sorry, a pregnant woman..." - Miss Johal
"Kelly, Helen, sit down before I throw something at you" - Mrs W.
"It's monday morning, I ain't defrosted yet" - Jason
"I'm the all-knowing cheese flavoured coffee granule" - Tannya
*coughing fit* "Excuse me while I die" - Hazel
"Ok... cough it up, it might be a gold watch" - Kat
"I think I'm going to explode!" - Rachel
"More minginger than you lot" - Mrs W.
How lovely of you to say so...
"You don't have to close it, all you have to do is close it..." - Tannya
And she repeated this comment a few times while Kat and I tried to get her to see her
mistake